renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

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2 days ago
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QUICKSILVER

QUICKSILVER

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3 days ago
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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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3 days ago
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cosbyykidd:

ghdos:

freekahzoid:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

I wanna see how much of an effect a bullet would have, if any.

That’s crazy.

*sprays my dick*

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5 days ago
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wwhalehunter:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

who wouldnt reblog wallace wells

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2 days ago
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Beyoncé for CR Fashion Book: Issue #5

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3 days ago
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metaphoric-jizm:

susiethemoderator:

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

CRYN

I see the baby fever on Jordin’s face

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5 days ago
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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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5 days ago
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